As if it weren't bad enough that we now have ghosting to deal with: Zayn Malik reportedly dumped Little Mix’s Perrie Edwards by text. This is never, EVER, okay. What's next? Breakups by emoji? We don't want to think about it. And yet, we can't help doing exactly that...

It’s not you, it’s me.

This relationship is far to stressful

There’s no spark between us

Maybe we should just be friends

I don’t know where this relationship is going

We’re just in different places right now

I need some space

You don’t understand me

You’re too high maintenance

I’ve found someone else

I’m just not that into you

It’s over

Words: Jazmin Kopotsha