We all know that the Kardashian-Jenner clan don’t do half-measures when it comes to birthdays, holidays, or any party-permitting occasion. And newly 18-year old Kylie is the latest to push the boat out. Literally.
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She’s recently posted pictures on Instagram of her and her friends having the best time on holiday, but I cant help but notice that there are a few slight differences between her time spent partying in Mexico and well, any of my trips away with my girlfriends.
1. For starters, we didn’t quite make it out of the country. But we did manage to get down to the coast. Minehead, or the Mexico of the UK, as I’ve just aptly named it, has all the sun (on a good day), sea (if you’re brave enough) and sand (there are worse beaches) you can ask for this side of the Atlantic. So Kylie and I, we’re not SO far apart.
2. Although Kylie will have been toasting champagne while I was glugging M&S 2-4-1 prosecco, it was definitnly the yacht that was a bit of a game changer.
3. While Kylie and co are partying on yachts and posing next to jet-skis near crystal blue seas, my mode of slightly murkier water transport was the humble pedalo. For those less in the know, it’s a small boat that you have to paddle, yes paddle, to make it move.
4. Had someone taken a picture of us after 20 minutes on the pedalo, we would have looked far more damp and disheveled than Kylie and her crew.
This is Kylie:
And this is me:
Words: Jazmin Kopotsha