Who Hasn’t Been In Taylor Swift’s Stage Squad Yet?

No, seriously, who’s left?

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We’re getting quite immune to Taylor Swift bringing her celebrity guests up to join her on stage by now, but the latest stars to share the stage with Tay made us think that surely she's running out of seriously famous people to cuddle by now?

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Covered head to toe in silver sequins and wearing a tutu (obviously), Ellen DeGeneres literally out-sparkled Taylor when it was her turn to share the spotlight.

At an earlier show, Mary J Blige performed her hit ‘Family Affair’ with Taylor, which was obviously brilliant. But who would have thought comedian Chris Rock and 'Friends' star Matt LeBlanc would be next to share the stage with Swifty that same night?

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The Who’s Who of Taylor’s 1989 tour squad feels like it’s never-ending. From Julia Roberts to Kobe Bryant, Lena Dunham to Lorde... Even the US Womens Soccer team was invited onstage as honorary Swifties, So now we’re wondering who HASN’T graced Tay’s stage yet? Who is even left?

Below, some noticable absentees (so far)...

Kate Middleton

Because pop royalty and actual royalty would be almost too much star power to bear. And the sheer sparkle from these two sequin-lovers would likely cause mass blindness.

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Barbara Streisand

Barbara recently tweeted her own squad photo featuring John Travolta and Lady Gaga, which gives even Taylor a run for her money. But if the two groups joined forces, minds would be blown. 

The Labour candidates

Or maybe even the Presidential candidates. They must at least considered giving Taylor a call. She would be the ULTIMATE campaign boost.

Renee Zellweger

Because what’s really missing from the tour is a fire pole from which Bridget Jones could clamber down in granny pants while Taylor sings ‘Style’.

J.K. Rowling

Twitter would implode, the Internet would break, Dumblebore would be ressurrected by the sheer magic of the moment. 

Matthew Perry

Neither he nor Matt LeBlanc got invites to Jennifer Anniston’s wedding. But now that Matt LeBlanc has appeared on stage with Swifty, it’s only fair that he get’s up there too. And besides, he can shake it as well as the best of them.

Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller plays Zoolander. Zoolander walked at Paris Fashion Week. Gigi Hadid walked at Paris Fashion Week. Gigi has been on stage with Taylor… That's a simple equation, people.

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Words: Jazmin Kopotsha

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