​In the hopefully not-too-distant future, Kim Kardashian will publish a book filled with her blog posts (think Selfish, but with words), and we'll all buy signed copies in sales and keep them in their dust jackets because damnit, they'll be heirlooms one day and then yes, our grandchildren will look back on it as a fascinating piece of early twenty-first century cultural criticism. Until then, we'll just read them piecemeal.

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Kim's latest musings are titled 'The Struggle Is Real,' because she struggles, OK? She struggles with writing witty, succinct Instagram captions (even though everyone says Kim is funny, it's difficult to translate that into a snappy sentence summary). 'I love to post photos on Instagram,' she writes, but often has to reach out to friends and family for help with the accompanying text — social media is quite the process for folks as famous as the Kardashians, after all.

Khloé is good 'for a ratchet caption,' apparently, while close friends Jonathan Cheban and Simon Huck are her go-to writers for food and 'sarcastic funny' captions respectively. Hashtags are not her thing, Kim adds, and she uses them 'only when necessary.' On the flipside, 'when in doubt, I just use an emoji!' she says. Here are two of Kim's fave captions, in retrospect:

(Kim notes that she wrote the fur boot line all by herself, or, you know, at least remembered the Flo Rida lyrics.) Not surprisingly, though, there's no mention of that whole Diclegis caption debacle.

From: Cosmopolitan

From: Cosmopolitan US