What Would Justin Bieber Do?

Your sign-by-sign horoscope according to Bieber's best lyrics


WWJBD: What Would Justin Bieber Do?

Justin Bieber asks the stars, what do you mean?



Your month to: Be confident

You’re going to want to start dancing, sexual romancing this month, Aries. People may even think you’re foreign - that’s how confident you are. You don't work hard when it's easy, you put in work when it's hard and the new moon (on the 9th) is perfect for launching ambitious projects and honing career goals. The full moon on the 23rd will make you wanna party all night.


Date for your diary: 15th

Something special is going down, work it some more.


Your month to: Get out of town, girl

January is all about being your own Buzz Lightyear flying across the globe. The new moon sets the stage for your next six months of travel plans on the 9th so tell me what you like yeah, tell me what you don’t. The only caveat is another pesky Mercury Retrograde, so remember that everything starts from something but something could be nothing - double-check arrangements. You may be able to pen lyrics as amazing as Bieber’s around the full moon on the 23rd when your creativity peaks.

Date for your diary: 17th

Just forget about the world, you’re young tonight, so indulge


Your month to: Never say never

The New Year brings many little details to keep track of (your list of resolutions is long). Yet Mercury Retrograde is here and it’ll have you asking, what do you mean, like the chorus of a catchy song. Don’t take your eye off the prize, or you could find yourself running out of time. Maybe you’ve said that you’ll never let it go, but you should around the new moon on the 9th. You’re gonna wanna talk by the full moon on the 23rd - if it's meant to be it will be.

Date for your diary: 5th

You're so indecisive of what you’re saying today


Your month to: Shout baby, baby, baby ooo

This month you want to know, ‘are we an item?’. Girl quit playing and ask yourself ‘We're just friends, what are you saying?’ The new moon brings the clean slate you’ve been waiting for: write your own love story near the 9th. Mercury is retrograde for most of the month, so even if you got money in your hands that you’d really like to blow, think twice. You’ll be busier than Bieber during the week of the full moon (culminating on the 23rd).

Date for your diary: 22nd

Don't forget that you’re human, don't forget that you’re real - so listen to your feelings.



Your month to: Show them

Your life is a movie and everyone's watching this month, but you’ll have to wait until after the new moon on the 9th to get to the good part and past all the nonsense. Once your projects are underway, celebrate the full moon in your very own stars on the 23rd by partying like it's 3012 tonight.

Date for your diary: 24th

Sometimes it's hard to do the right thing when the pressure's coming down like lightning - try to stay in the moment.


Your month for: a successful recovery

Pleasure is still at the top of your priority list this January. Sometimes the heart can see what’s invisible to the eye, all you gotta do is listen to your deepest feelings, they don't ever lie, so make your romantic wish list for the next six months before the new moon on the 9th. Mercury Retrograde could mean you ain't gonna answer none of your calls but by the time the full moon rolls around on the 23rd, you’re going to be praying that time makes a change in your life to unplug from it all.

Date for your diary: 25th

You’re making smart decisions once again so don't fear, don’t you worry about a thing.


Your month to: Believe

Just because the holiday season has ended doesn’t mean the party has to end; no, no the stars don't care if you're single tonight during the full moon on the 23rd, just get up on your feet and have a good time. You might not be feeling the dirty bass near the new moon on the 9th, but it’s just a passing phase. Expect plans to change last minute, compliments of 2016’s first Mercury Retrograde.

Date for your diary: 4th

No matter where you be at VIP


Your month to: Live with purpose

There’s a whole lot of action in your mind and inbox this month, Scorpio. While this work may make you go wow (go wow), just be careful you don’t fall down (fall down). Use the new moon on the 9th to keep it quiet, keep it hush. Don’t get so caught up in your job, that you can’t see what's going on, particularly as Mercury is retrograde and it’s throwing off everyone’s schedule, especially yours. Baby do it like you do at work around the full moon (on the 23rd).

Date for your diary: 30th

Get your hands up in the air like you living your life.


Your month to: get money in your hands

2016 is the year to be a boss like Bieber. Don’t stress (don't stress), don't cry (don't cry), you don't need no wings to fly on the 9th, use the new moon to set clear goals around money and values. You’re just wishing you were better at communication while Mercury is retrograde, so hold off on major commitments until February.

Date for your diary: 7th

You gotta be strong, strong, strong to stay open to different professional strategies.


Your month to: Love yourself

Happy birthday, Capricorn! Your own private New Year’s Day arrives on the 9th with the new moon in your very own stars: put yourself first, show yourself what you’re worth. Note the tricky Mercury Retrograde, 'cause the fame and the money, and the girls will drive you crazy – but don’t let that detract from all the fun to be had. On the 23rd, put on your yellow raincoat and prepare for an adventure courtesy of the full moon.

Date for your diary: 8th

An epiphany can give you purpose in every way.


Your month to: Ask what do you mean?

It might be a New Year, but there’s a lot of ancient ground to cover. You may find yourself nodding your head yes when you wanna say no, so ask yourself, what do you mean when it comes to old friends, lovers and acquaintances. Note that Mercury is retrograde in your stars, so communication could feel like at first you wanna go to the left and then you want to turn right. Don’t run out of time near the 23rd when a relationship issue means you may need someone call a referee on the full moon.

Date for your diary: 11th

You know that there is no innocent one in this game for two so call your friends for moral support.


Your month to: Make it right with friends

Chillin' by the fire while eatin' fondue with your friends is where you want to be this month, Pisces. They’re your girlfriend until the w-w-world ends and can even help you finalise your New Year’s resolutions around the new moon on the 9th. Be careful of Mercury retrograde when you might gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty. Near the 23rd, the full moon is sure to keep your calendar outrageously busy.

Date for your diary: 13th

Be confident (at work).

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