What Would Rihanna Do?

Your sign-by-sign horoscope according to Rihanna's best lyrics


Rihanna can’t wait to blow the candles out on her birthday cake cake cake cake cake this month. To celebrate, here’s your horoscope in RiRi’s very own words. 




Your month to: Say Te Amo 

Make the best scene they’ve ever seen this month, Aquarius. Be the star, and let the planets keep directing you. Live in the moment near the new moon in your own sign on the 8th. You’re going to feel like the only girl in the world at the full moon on the 22nd. 

Date for your diary: 16th

You’re so creative today even RiRi would be jealous.


Your month to: Be the only girl in the world


You’ll be rocking your skirt and rocking the club at the end of the month after a quiet start. You’ve got love on the brain on Valentine’s Day. An intensely powerful full moon brings an important relationship to a fever pitch on the 22nd: kiss it better. 

Date for your diary: 18th

Cheers, it’s the first day of Pisces season so drink to that. 


Your month to: Live your life 

When it comes to those New Year’s resolutions shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun with your special brand of Aries ferocity near the new moon on the 8th when collaborations will work in your favour. Who knows, maybe chains and whips will excite you on Valentine’s Day - it’s super sexy. Watch n’ learn from Rihanna herself as multiple work projects culminate before the full moon on the 22nd. 

Date for your diary: 26th

You need to talk that talk with your partner today


Your month to: Take a bow 

Your career is shining bright like a diamond this month - the new moon falling on the 8th offers an ideal moment to create a vision of professional ecstasy. Love’s got you smiling all the time on Valentine’s Day with the moon in your own sign. Just wait for the full moon on the 22nd when you won’t go runnin’ runnin' tryin’ to get away from loving.

Date for your diary: 10th

The stars bring some serious luck today: What are you willing to do?


Your month to: Shut up and drive 

If delays marked your entry into 2016, now you’ll feel like you’ve come fluttering in from Neverland. There’s a new moon on the 8th, when finally you’re taking flight and soon will be out of sight. You don’t want to be desperado sitting in an old Monte Carlo so take it easy on Valentine’s Day. By the full moon on the 22nd it’s time to buckle up and give it to your relationships stronger.

Date for your diary: 15th

Take flirting tips from RiRi today.


Your month to: Find a rude boy 

You’ve got love on the brain this month, especially near the new moon on the 8th. If you’re single on Valentine’s Day don’t get distrurbia - get on Tinder instead. Take a bow on the full moon on the 22nd when people are listening closely to what you have to say.


Date for your diary: 17th

You don’t want to be a good girl gone bad so have a disco nap. You’ll feel better for it. 


Your month to: Stay 

Baby you can get it on, yeah you can get it on, yeah during the first three weeks of this month – so get you wa-wa-want, what you wa-wa-want near the new moon on the 8th. You’re more focused on work than romance on Valentine’s Day so call Jay up and close a deal and by the full moon on the 22nd, it won’t matter if the valet cost a hundred bill, you still got more money.

Date for your diary: 25th 

When the sun shines, you shine together - collaborate with friends today.


Your month to: Take a breath, take it deep

Now that it's raining more than ever, know that your health is this month's stars focus, Virgo. Get under an umbrella (ella eh eh eh) and set wellness goals for the next six months, especially near the new moon on the 8th. Schedule in yoga or a spin class before Valentine’s Day, because your current mantra is ‘Just live your life, ain’t got no time for no haters’. The full moon is in your very own sign on the 22nd: watch your palms rise to the universe.

Date for your diary: 11th

You said you’ll always be a friend - so give your relationship some extra attention. 


Your month to: Talk that talk 

There’s sex in the air and you don’t care because pleasure is your only goal early this month as you prepare for a playful new moon on the 8th. Kiss it, kiss it better on Valentine’s Day. A fantastical full moon arrives on the 22nd – when you look outside your window you can't get no peace of mind so put off important decisions.

Date for your diary: 27th

Everyone’s going to want to lick your persuasion today.


Your month to: Forget about your troubles it's alright 

‪Tomorrow's way too far away and you can't get back yesterday but the Dnew moon on the 8th is a good time to review your history. You need to feel a little more and give a little less on Valentine’s Day when you want to be alone with your love. The full moon on the 22nd is just the opposite: you want to stand under an umbrella with friends.

Date for your diary: 5th

Shine bright like a diamond today. 


Your month to: Run this town 

Do things your own way darling, but know that now is all about communication. You want to be loved like you’re a hot pie on Valentine’s Day. On the 22nd, the full moon makes all that work work work worth it.

Date for your diary: 23rd

Please don't call me on my bluff.


Your month to: Get your paper

Keep on gettin’ your paper and keep on climbing, look in the mirror and keep on shining this month. lt’ll pay of six months from now when you’ll be a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine with a sunroof top and a gangsta lean. Find yourself a rude boy on Valentine’s Day for one of the sexiest in years. Your engine’s ready to explode, explode, explode, so start it up and watch yourself go, go, go on the full moon on the 22nd. 

Date for your diary: 28th

It’s tougher to be vulnerable than to actually be tough.


Words by The Saturn Sisters and Tamsin Crimmens

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