Ross Putman is a film producer who's made movies you've never heard of. Doesn't matter. Ross Putman is a star today thanks to the birth of his Twitter account @femscriptintros, where one can find descriptions of female characters in movie scripts he's come across.
To save you from possibly hating your favorite movie with a female lead (and to possibly save his own career), Ross has changed all character names to Jane because, really, what more generic name is there?
Here are some choice ones, but please treat yourself to the full account and feel your blood boil just a bit more. Budding screenwriters, take note.
WORDS: Peggy Truong for US ELLE