Okay okay, so we really have very little information about 'Jenna Dewan Tatum & Channing Tatum The TV Show,' save that it will be dance based, reality television and it will live on NBC.
We know that Jenna will likely be the show's host, with Channing making one, two, three (hopefully regular) appearances and that the celebrity couple of dreams will produce it together.
So without any more satisfying details than these, we've no alternative but to imagine all the great things we might expect from a TV date with the Tatums.
1. A Grand (Hilarious) Entrance
Whether he's riding in on a large, plastic horse to meet Beyonce, or he's parading around in a feathered float with a posse of drag queens, Channing Tatum loves to make a grand entrance.
2. Stripping, Is It Wrong To Hope There Will Be Stripping?!
Okay, if it's a dance show for children then we hope there won't be any unecessary stripping, but if it's past the watershed, we wouldn't complain if some velcro trousers accidentally happened to catch on a doorhandle and end up on the floor.
3. Sass
If there's one thing these two reliably deliver, it's sass. So throw in some dancing and an element of competition and we predict oodles of attitude.
4. Welding?! Could There Be Welding?
Okay, it's unlikely that there will be welding, but what with it basically being Channing Tatum's singature now, a girl can only hope.
5. Deployment Of The Crotch
Having thoroughly studied all instances of Channing and Jenna's public displays of dancing, we've come to the conclusion that no routine is complete without some form of crotch-to-face action.
Failing that, some crotch-to-audience action.
6. And Who Wouldn't Want A Little Bit Of This?
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Natasha Bird is the Former Executive Editor (Digital) of ELLE.
