You can always count on Donald Trump to spew verbal diarrhoea more insidious than everybody else's.
Ever since his days hosting the American version of 'The Apprentice,' Trump has always been one to say precisely what he thinks and the more offensive his thoughts, the louder he can usually be relied on to blast it forth.
It might come as no surprise, then, that his current presidential campaign has yielded some even more outrageous quotes than we thought possible.
In order to appreciate the true ludicrousy of Trump's comments, we've created a list of some of his most unbelievable utterances to date.
Trump claimed that 'there has to be some form of punishment' for women who seek to have an abortion.
'All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.'
Speaking about Hillary Clinton's campaign, Trump claimed, 'I think the only card she has is the women's card. She has got nothing else going. Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she would get 5% of the vote. And the beautiful thing is, women don't like her.'
'It's certainly not groundbreaking news that the early victories by the women on 'The Apprentice' were, to a very large extent, dependent on their sex appeal.'
'While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.'
'I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, belive me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.'
'I will build the best wall, the biggest, the strongest, not penetrable, they won't be crawling over it, like giving it a little jump and they're over the wall. It costs us trillions.'
'I'll have Mexico pay for the wall. Because Mexico is screwing us so badly. I will take it from out of just a small fraction of the money they've been screwing us for over the last number of years.'
'I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table or, beyond that, defeat ISIS very quickly. And I'm not gonna tell you what it is tonight.'
'I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed,' but I screwed him. That's what we should be doing.'
On Vladimir Putin
'I think I'd get along very well with Vladimir Putin. I just think so.'
'The man has very strong control...He's been a leader, far more than our President has been a leader.'
On British Muslims
British Muslims are 'absolutely not reporting' suspected terrorists. 'I would say this to the Muslims and in the United States also when they see trouble they have to report it.'
On the Charlie Hebdo shootings
'If the people so violently shot down in Paris had guns, at least they would have had a fighting chance.'
'Stop the Ebola patients from entering the U.S. Treat them, at the highest level, over there. The United States has enough problems!'
'I think my brand is as hot as it gets.'
'My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.'
'My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.'
On his campaign
'Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich. So if I need $600 million, I can put $600 million myself. That's a huge advantage. I must tell you, that's a huge advantage over the other candidates.'
'I don't need anybody's money. I'm using my own money. I'm not using the lobbyists. I'm not using donors. I don't care. I'm really rich.'
On Barack Obama
'Our great African American president hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!'
'It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!'