We might have captioned this gallery a potted history of Johnny Depp's former lovers. But, considering he today starts the long-winded process of getting a divorce from Amber Heard, that seemed just a touch callous.
Looking through Johnny's little black book, we can't help but be quite profoundly impressed by his choices.
The women who've joined Johnny in his colourful life have all been colourful themselves. Not just colourful, but intriguing and often delightfully smart.
Unlike Leonardo Dicaprio, the value hasn't been placed on endless thigh gap and golden tresses, but on substance, flighty and wild or otherwise.
Let's take a look at Johnny Depp's other, perhaps ever better halves.More
Amber Heard's lesser years on earth might have been a focal point for the tabloids, but she's anything but bimbo. She's an Ayn Rand reader and devoted supporter of marriage equality, being herself bisexual.
She once appeared in a video made by her then-girlfriend, artist Tasya van Ree, called Amber Heard For Equality. In it she posed nude with the following words painted on her body:
'Those who believe in democracy, liberty, or freedom; must support equality. Those who believe in Truth, Justice, or love; already do.'