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So, Kim and Kanye - one year on!  That is quite an achievement in celeb-land.   The word is that you may be renewing your vows in the Eiffel Tower – waaaay too predictable in our book. Come on Kanye -  you can do better than that! Kim needs to spice up her selfie-feed so you’ve got some serious impressing to do. Why don't you have a little  peek at where we would suggest...

Rio de Janeiro

So, Kanye, being quite a God-like figure in your own, idiosyncratic way, what could be more fitting than a picnic at Christ’s feet?  Have Rio’s iconic Christ the Redeemer statue closed to the public (yes, it can be done), while you treat Kim to a beyond-romantic champagne breakfast, as the sun rises over Rio and the Sugar Loaf Mountain. She’ll definitely say ‘I do’ all over again after that.

Bespoke trips to Brazil from around £5,700 pp, including return flights, hotels and experiences like this from Black Tomato 

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Great Wall of China

Regular thrill-seekers soar over the Great Wall of China by private helicopter, but you can go one better and paraglide, Bond–style, on to the Mutianyu section of the wall, where you do the ‘I dos’  before the crowds arrive. If Kim isn’t sure her wardrobe is up for the challenge, she can be waiting on the wall, Disney-princess–style, while you swoop down to claim her. The location's  not very pap-friendly though – so you‘re definitely going to need that selfie-stick.

From £5,950 pp for a 14 night luxury holiday to China, including flights, hotels and experiences.

Dragons’ Den, Indonesia

There’s nothing a Disney princess loves more than a bit of dragon action, and while you can’t actually fight the komodo species that live around Indonesia’s Lesser Sunda islands, above, we're sure Kim will appreciate the sentiment.  And when you're done with the dragons, there are giant manta rays to snorkel with and volcanoes to spot,  all the while sailing the Indian Ocean on Tiger Blue. This traditional, 34m, timber phinisi yacht  looks like something Jack Sparrow might have swashbiuckled around on. Only five cabins means a small entourage, we’re afraid, but hey, vow renewal is meant to be just about the two of you anyway.  

Entire boat for hire from around £2800 a day

Icelandic volcanic crater

You’ll be channelling Bond again here, and this should really light Kim’s fire:  take her right into the earth’s crust through the crater of the dormant Þríhnúkagigur volcano, to the floor of the chamber, using an open elevator system. You’ll have a private tour of the massive chasm of the crater followed by an exclusive private dinner a deux.

From £3,459 pp for a long-weekend volcanic adventure, including return flights, hotels and experiences. 

Superyacht

Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a massive yacht, and this one, humbly named 'Utopia',  is well into the Abramovich league. 

You and Kim can swear eternal love on the duplex sun deck,  frolic in the Jacuzzi 15 metres up from sea level, zip around on jet skis and wave- runners and even bounce on a water trampoline.

Utopia yacht: around £340,000 per week, Edmiston