Beyoncé treated the world to a surprise new music video this weekend, and her 7/11 trouserless hotel party might just be her best yet. From the sartorial kale shout outs, to a foot-that-conveniently-doubles-as-a-phone, here are seven things that it's taught us about Queen Bey. In gif format, naturally.
1. If you wear what you eat, Beyoncé must love kale. A lot. (15 seconds)
2. This is a woman who can move her butt cheeks independently of one another. (39 seconds)
4. The secret to great parenting? Moonwalking, obviously. (1 min 6 seconds)
5. Even Bey does goofy stuff like tripping over her own leg. (2 min 11 seconds)
6. Men's pants go with anything. Literally anything. (1 min 59 seconds)
7. She doesn't even need a phone. She has a foot. (2 min 36 seconds)
8. There's no such thing as too much gold jewellery, and that's just a fact. (3 min 3 seconds)
Want to see the video in full? Of course you do...
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