Kate Moss has never seemed very human to us...
There’s that face for starters, lordy, it’s beautiful.
And the fact Mossy started modeling at 14 - at an age the rest of us were only good for was scoffing tuck-shop Mars bars.
There are the 300 magazine covers. That she calls Naomi Campbell her bestie. Oh, and that small detail that she once dated Johnny Depp (!). She also married a rock star - with a ring that was the exact copy of the one F. Scott Fitzgerald gave to his wife Zelda.
As we said, 100% Martian, right?
But something is a changing... We've noticed that very recently Kate is becoming one of us. Here is the proof.
1. Kate Flies easyJet Too
This weekend news hit that Kate was escorted off an easyJet flight at Luton after apparently calling the pilot a ‘Basic B****’ when he refused her alcohol on a journey back from Turkey. So the truth is we’ve never been escorted off a flight (we're not that cool). BUT we have flown easyJet, and boy have we wanted a drink on the flight too. Welcome to the 'turn right' crew Kate.
2. Kate Posts Drunk Videos On Instagram
You know when you’ve had one too many pinots and you and your mates film yourselves being ‘really funny’ and then you post it to Instgram only to wake up the next day with a sore head and a load of comment alerts? So does Kate. On her recent trip to Rome with Marc Jacobs, this was posted.
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3. Kate Gets That Kerry Katona Is Way More Famous. Than Anyone.
Now, you might think with said above list that Kate would think she’s the most famous girl in the world. But you’d be wrong. In fact when recently asked by her photographer friend Nick Knight if there were any other celebs with the level of fame as her Kate said; ‘Oh there has been! Loads! Kerry Katona. Katie Price,’ she said, ‘I don’t go, “I’m in the papers all the time”, because there are loads of people in the papers all the time!’ Watch the whole Show Studio film here…
4. And Kate Still Gets Put In Her Place By Her Parents
You go home for the weekend and you’re being all boastful about your big city shiny life, spending hours talking about some super cool, super new, super exclusive restaurant that is ‘simply the best’ and then your mum tells serves up shepards pie and tells you to pipe down. Well, it turns out, this happens to Kate too! In the above interview she admits; ‘When my mum is my mum and my dad is my dad and my brother is my brother. You can't go around with airs and graces at all and I would never want to. When I see people do that I think they look like *****.’
Welcome to our world Kate, it's great to have you.
