From snow white, to blood red
'After we had been intimate, he tried to pay me'.
This makes us really sad
'The correct spelling is "skank"'
Go on, test the theory out
And there was us thinking we were being subtle
She's suing Trump to void the non-disclosure agreement she signed in the run-up to the 2016 election.
He also boasted about having no idea what he's talking about. Very on-brand.
You think, Donald?
Would the same be asked of a male politician?
We hope her husband is listening
Apparently the future first lady 'doesn't like his designs' anyway
Yep. He's that guy.
If his latest Tweets are anything to go by...
Nope, no Trump discount this time.
Ahh the old 'my arms aren't in the sleeves' move eh?
But it's meaningless
You know what they say: when your husband may have slept with a porn star, take a £45,000 trip to the spa
Would you want to ride in the same car as Donald?
Hell would have to freeze over first