No, we can't believe that Beyoncé - who knows a thing or two about earning $$$ to pay her Bills, Bills, Bills - has never released an official calendar before, either.
But that's changing, with the unveiling of her debut effort for 2014.
That dentist appointment will never have looked so glamorous...
Scroll through to see ELLE's highlights, and find it in shops now, priced £9.30.
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The Sound of Change: Live