Oh Bradley how we love thee. There you were, just a Nice Guy with perfect comic timing and a love of traditional gender roles and BAM, you get nominated for an Oscar and get up in everyone’s grill.
The man single-handedly making the name Bradley sexy caused major dramz by telling the world’s media that good old chin-face Ben Affleck was robbed of an Oscar nomination.
No stranger to hullabaloo, Braders was also caught up in some beef with Ryan Gosling fans in 2011 when he was named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive instead of the Notebook star. Yep, all kinds of crazy going down stateside.
But we love an underdog (especially one with floppy hair falling around his face like Spaniel’s ears, how does he get such a perfect wave?) so we hope he carries that golden statue home on Oscars night and isn’t left crying and alone, huddled in a corner naked from the waist up.
Face: We’re just not that into anyone else
Body: No hangover in sight
Eyes: Limitless beauty
Personality: No wedding crasher, just a big old romantic
Attainability: Newly single but there’s a silver lining to that playbook