It’s Harry Styles’ birthday today. This is excellent news for women everywhere because now we can feel slightly less icky about how much we fancy the man-child and his oh-so mischievous ways.
We don’t like feeling weird and pervy while salivating over pictures of half-naked curly-haired boy-band members (we don’t really do that and we definitely don’t have a picture file under that name on our desktop) so we’re much happier now that Harry isn’t officially a teenager anymore. Oh wait, he’s STILL a teenager? Oh.
All that’s left to say now is hey boy, we just met you and this is crazy but here’s our number so call us maybe?
Face: really, really young
Body: we couldn’t possibly comment
Eyes: come to my childhood bedroom for some milkshake
Personality: a very naughty boy
Attainability: who knows! But not exactly boyfriend material