Muscles might look good but they’re not going to recite you a poem and talk about the meaning of the universe, so if that’s more your thing then Tom Hiddleston is most definitely your guy.
RADA trained and holding a double first from Cambridge, the 31 year-old actor is best know for playing baddie Loki in Marvel comic film Thor and has also appeared in War Horse and Midnight in Paris playing F. Scott Fitzgerald.
And if all that’s not enough, he’s also posh, dimpled and curly-haired: quite the winning combo.
Face: Best. Smile. Ever.
Body: More into honing his craft than his glutes
Eyes: Full of wisdom
Personality: So very nice to his super-fans (who call themselves Hiddles’ Army, worryingly)
Attainability: Unknown. So there’s hope!