There’s no two ways about it: Ushuaia has been party central since it opened back in 2011, and with a poolside capacity of up to 5,000 people, it’s not hard to see why. They've got some of the hottest in-house DJs playing round the clock and the infamous Swedish House Mafia nights are a must. There’s even a second pool with LED lights and underwater speakers. If this all sounds a bit much, and partying with 5,000 people isn’t really your style, you can always go all out and hire your own private VIP box, complete with high-tech gadgets, mini bar, a bath and a hydro massage tub.
Address: Carretera Playa D'en Bossa 10, Playa d'en Bossa, 07817
If you like your champagne on ice, your lunch served by a male model and a car park full of Aston Martins, then Blue Marlin is the Ibiza beach club for you. An institution on the island, this is one you dress up for and the one place where heels-on-the-sand is (just about) acceptable. To say the staff are attentive is an understatement -- in fact, they’ll probably know what you need before you do. The food here is delicious, too, the cocktails expertly shaken and although a night here will set you back a pretty penny, there are few better places on the White Isle to see or be seen.
Address: Cala Jondal, 07830 San Josep de Sa Talaia