Everyone is talking about the BBC’s new Wars of the Roses drama, The White Queen.
It’s all outrageous flirting and preposterous plots, all of which are (kind of) historically accurate.
It’s like exam revision with The Sopranos thrown in.
Here are 5 reasons we’re tuning in:
1 - No dragons
Game of Thrones is a beautiful riot but those ridiculous names! That massive wall! Those mythical beasts! White Queen is Thrones without the Tolkein.
2 - Rebecca Ferguson
3 - The simmering medieval sexual chemistry
4 - Janet McTeer’s scheming sorceress mother Jacquetta
The finest baddie-in-a-castle since Alan Rickman’s sheriff of Nottingham. From the drubbings she dishes out to a loony lottery game of threads in a pond, McTeer camps it up with deadpan finesse.
5 - Ludicrous dialogue bingo
Ten points for each Mill & Boon spot:
‘I am as lucky in war as I am in love.’
‘I have a longing for you…’
‘So is this love? This what it feels like?’
‘I have to have you and if you will not be my mistress then you must marry me.’
The White Queen is on BBC1 on Sunday nights at 9pm