On Friday night, Beckham appeared on Sport Relief 2014 in a series of sketches alongside Only Fools and Horses comic duo Sir David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst.

The man can kick a football like no other, looks better in boxers than anyone in Hollywood (we’ve spent hours evaluating the case and can confirm this) and now, it turns out, he acts quite well, too.

Becks proved he can poke fun at himself, offering himself up as the brunt of numerous jokes. During the sketch, which was entitled Beckham in Peckham, Becks was asked why he’s wearing glasses, to which he replied: ‘to be honest I thought that if I wore these no one would recognise me and I could be a bit incognitive’ - meaning, of course, ‘incognito’.

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