Luisa Omielan's Single Ladies Valentine's Ball

Feisty funny lady Lusia Omielan will be rallying the singletons with her stand-up show ‘Am I Right Ladies?’  Follow this with a dance-off and  DJ set from Olly Stock.

Feb 14th, 7:30pm; Tickets: £20

Islington Assembly Hall, Upper St, N1 2UD; 020 7527 8900, islingtonassemblyhall.co.uk.

Broken Hearts & Promises

Pop-up specialists Meredith Bespoke Party are throwing an anti- Valentine's bash for friends, lovers or singles at gorgeous Bloomsbury House. You'll find a Lulu Guinness Kissing Booth, heart-shaped piñatas to take your feelings out on, and a screening of Tarantino’s True Romance.

Feb 14th, 7pm; tickets £15,  £25 with cinema.

Bloomsbury House, 2 - 3 Bloomsbury Square, WC1 2RL; 0207 395 9900, meredithbespoke.com.

Red Single Valentine Party

Party experts Mansion House are hosting a special singles event at a secret location. Expect DJs, bongos, belly dancers Sassy la Showdoll, exotic face-painting and an amazing art exhibition from Argentum Gallery. The dress code is, predictably, red – and there’s a prize for best costume, so make sure you up your game.

Feb 14th, 9pm – 3am Tickets from £20, themansionlondon.com.

Location revealed once you buy a ticket

Bal Masque Guanabara

Grab a mask at the door and strut your stuff with the spangly -thonged dancers of the Paraiso School of Samba at Guanabara’s Rio Carnival ball.

Guanabara All Stars & Capoeira. DJs Limao & D-Vyzor, playing till late

Feb 14th, 5pm– 2.30am. Tickets: £12

New London Theatre Parker Street, London WC2B 5PW, 020 7242 8600, guanabara.co.uk.

Anti-Valentine Party

Ping-pong bar Bounce teams up with Tinder for its third annual party. Tinder -inspired games will break the ice, and DJ Mighty Atom will get you on the dance floor. Loved up couples need not apply.

Feb 14th 9pm-3am; Tickets  £5

121 Holborn, EC1N 2TD; 020 3657 6525; bouncepingpong.com.