The worlds biggest dating site told Lisa Reich that there are no suitable matches for her in the WHOLE WORLD.
So she wrote about it in the May issue of ELLE in No Matches Found.
Each month, Lisa writes about the highs and lows and weird and wonderful moments from the dating front line in ELLE.
But what better way for us to get to know more about ELLEs Undateable than with her online dating profile?
Lisa Reich - dating profile
Have had more horses than boyfriends, but that is because I have not met The One yet. Am very romantic so really believe he is out there somewhere. I am stubborn and my temper, I am told, is a terrible thing to behold.
But I am also loyal and if a person was to hurt a hair on anyone I care for, man or beast, I would beat them up (I box and am very good!).
Im looking for
At least 64 with a well muscled body and no excess fat. Must be good looking, clean, kind, solvent and a passion for animals absolutely essential.
Must know who Hedi Slimane is and have attractive feet. And be romantic.
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