Hi! Are you looking for a way to be the most this summer while actually doing the least? Nike, thank god, has got you covered. It was just revealed that the brand is releasing the hybrid shoes to end all other hybrid shoes: the fanny pack slide, appropriately named "Fanny Pack."
Fanny Pack Benassi JDI Slides, Nike SHOP SOON
The slides have a small zippered pouch along the strap for literally everything you need: Spare change! A tampon! Bite-size Snickers so you'll never go hungry! A super tiny vibrator! A Royal Wedding commemorative cupcake topper! Your keys!
OK, so you may be wondering: Do I actually need this? Do I actually like these? Why does this shoe exist? A huge fucking "YES" to all of these because it's Summer 2018 and you deserve a shoe that can do both everything.
The new collection updates the classic Nike Benassi JDI slides and, per Hypebeast, will be released "soon" to "select Nike retailers" and will come in "Black," "Black/Pink" and "Green/Blue."
Don't worry because Twitter, like you, is also very enthusiastic and perplexed all at the same time. So, catch you by the pool?
