Locate the Pringles.
That's my first plan of action on entering a swanky hotel room.
For others, it might be to check out the fancy bathroom ('Oh my sweet cheesus of Nazareth, it has two basins') or belly flop of the 100 per cent cotton bed sheets but, I like to think I have my priorities in order, thank you very much.
However, someone who clearly needs a lesson in the art of hotel room appreciation is Teyana Taylor.
In a short video for Vogue, Kanye West's 26-year-old prodigy – who starred in his infamous Fade video and closed his Yeezy Season 4 show last year – can be seen starring in a short teaser called 'Body by Teyana Taylor' to promote her upcoming Fade 2 Fit streaming workouts, set to launch in February.
In the clip, Teyana is filmed walking into a hotel room at the New York City's Waldorf Asotria in a Rennaissance-inspired tulle skirt and corset, before stripping off to reveal her short, gold shorts and debuting some seriously impressive dance moves. Movements that would result in many of us mere mortals pulling a hip joint and ending up in A&E, no doubt.
From showing off her impressive squat jumps, side skips, mountain climbers, press ups and sit ups – while wearing a laced-up corset, we might add – Teyana proves you really can exercise wherever, whenever (and in really tight clothing).
At one point, she even picks up some two china ornaments to act as weights for a series of bicep curls.
Now, for people who are known to have butter fingers and are likely to drop anything valuable, we don't advise this sort of exercise in expensive hotels so, you might want to start with some bags of sugar first before you move onto Teyana levels.
At the end of the clip, Teyana dances around the room with a group of friends before snuggling up to her baby, Junie.
After watching this video, we've come to the conclusion that Teyana must have been building up her strength for when she finally found those darn Pringles.
After all, pulling back that aluminum foil is one hell of a workout. Believe me, I'd know.
