We fell for your face, your exquisite face, and still-waters-run-deep allure six years ago and weve been addicted to you like cigarettes and bourbon ever since.
Now other men seem so uncouth, in their slogan t-shirts, babbling on and on about their feelings and worse, hobbies.
We cant deny your philandering is going to be a major problem for us how will we ever trust you? Hhmm? But, (and how we despise ourselves for saying this) we can save you!!
Face: haunted by a thousand secrets
Body: vintage (in a really good way)
Personality: troubled, oh so troubled
Availability: is he alone? Is he!?
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Jon Hamm and the cast of Mad Men, January 2007.
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The cast of Mad Men, March 2007.
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John Slattery and Jon Hamm on the set of 'Mad Men', 'Red In The Face', August 2007.
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Jon Hamm and John Slattery, August 2009.
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Jon Hamm at the premiere of 'The Town' at Fenway Park Boston, September 2010.
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Jon Hamm at LACMA's Art And Film Gala Honoring Clint Eastwood And John Baldessari at LACMA Los Angeles, California, November 2011.
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Cast members of 'Mad Men' pose after ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange New York City, March 2012.
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Jon Hamm, wife Jennifer Westfeldt and January Jones attend the 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, January 2013 in Los Angeles, California.