Meet Der-vingne.
That’s right, Derek Zoolander, the self-anointed ‘#1 MALE MODEL IN THE WORLD’ and Cara Delevingne, the world’s most successful, most reluctant model, are a couple. Or at least they were for three hours over the weekend.
They began live-gramming their short-lived dalliance on Saturday, but it was over in nine eventful pictures. RIP Der-vingne, it was fun while it lasted...
It all started well, with the two partaking in a ‘walk off’ in front of the Eiffel Tower
They then made their union official with the creation of their very own portmanteau
Then they discovered the art of conversation, and Derek pondered whether or not to pop the question
Then came the next step; parenthood
Then things got a bit steamy
Cara’s Blue Steel sealed the deal and Derek decided to get down on one knee
But it didn’t go quite to plan
And then it was over, as quickly as it began
