We've been in love with Chelsea Handler for as long as we can remember.
When Netflix announced her new show, 'Chelsea' (if you haven't watched it yet, seriously, what have you been doing?!) it seemed like all our prayers had been answered.
To celebrate the monumental event, we've put together a list of our favourite Chelsea quotes, from the hilarious to the inspiring.
Prepare to meet your new best friend...
'Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most importantly, laugh at yourself.'
'You just have to be honest about who you are, and if you don't end up with any friends, then good for you.'
'I think the most important thing, and the key ingredient for a woman, is to act like you belong there and believe that you belong there.'
'Everybody is a bunch of different things. You can be a bitch and be wonderful. You can be a wonderful bitch.'
'I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around.'
'Stick to your guns about how powerful you are, because you are as powerful as you think you are.'
'Never give up. You never give up. There's always a way.'
'I believe the success of any woman should never be qualified by her gender.'
'You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.'
'There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.'
'Always speak your mind, and be bold, and be obnoxious and do whatever you want and don't let anyone tell you to stop it.'
'It doesn't matter how many times you get rejected. All that needs to happen is for one person to tell you 'yes' and then everybody else can go f**k themselves.'
'Men don't realise that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.'
'I don't like the word 'alcoholic.' I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.'
