Zut alors! David Beckham is moving to Paris to play footie for Paris Saint-Germain.
We predict big things for BB (Brand Beckham, obvs) with this new move, most importantly baby Harper in totes adorbs Breton stripes.
Now let’s get serious for a second. Man of the Week is about more than rock-hard abs and a designer wardrobe so we’re really digging the news that Davey-B is giving his reported £150,000-a-week football salary to charity! Can this god amongst men do no wrong?
Body: resplendent in pants
Eyes: you know that squinty, brooding thing he does? Exactly.
Personality: the greatest brand ambassador in the world
Attainability: stop asking silly questions
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